Doug Losing Weight

Did I tell you we have soda fountains here at work?  In the break room.

I went to the break room to get ice water – I could hear the siren song of the fountain calling to me…

They were delicious.  A couple of squirts of fake lemonade and that really good ice (we have a really good ice machine here too) and that sweet elixir pouring into my cup – the sweet song of escaping carbonation as it cascaded down the ice delighting my ears…

I haven’t had one for months, and it’s just so…  I feel so great after I drink one.  Caffeine?  It must be.  I’m alert, mood better, sun brighter, women prettier…

I’ll stop again now.

But man they were good.